Dad Jokes lyrics - Classified

Don't give a fuck, my raps are all dad jokes

Thinking of another rhyme

Don't give a fuck, my raps are all dad jokes

I hear the phone ringing, I'll let 'em know you called

Then you can meet me on the corners like two walls, huh

I always pack an extra pair of socks when I golf

'Cause I usually get a hole one... dad jokes

I don't trust you like a set of stairs, you're up to something

I'm afraid for you like the calendar, your days are numbered

Came to jump around but I'm jumping out the mosh pit

The car look fresh but the muffler sound exhausted

Vroom vroom, take the lane just to switch sides

No subliminals or façade, I don't diss guys

Elevator jokes, they work on many levels

Heavy metal music

Head banging and banging to it

How we doing, Luke Boyd nice to meet ya

Whole flow, so dope why critique us

Got 'em tripping, oh boy, tie your sneakers

'Cause we don't, we don't, we don't run the same race

Don't give a fuck, my raps are all dad jokes

Thinking of another rhyme

Don't give a fuck, my raps are all dad jokes

Don't be mad

Hate to cut you off but I gotta go

Fresher than fresh, like a dad joke

And you know and I know

My raps are all dad jokes

I stay cooler than an icicle

Ain't doing nothing, I'm too tired like a bicycle

A flow that might cripple, cold poke out like nipples

Gotta hold close like triples, 'til they put their doubles down right

Dad put the dog out, I didn't even know that that bitch was on fire

I'm higher than Bon Iver

I'm used to drawing blanks that's the life of songwriters

Got me pushing through the day 'cause I've been pulling all nighters

I got dad jokes, shoutout to my crew

I can count on every one of them like my fingers

Smokers and drinkers

Hopers and dreamers

My trophies sit on the shelf and gather dust like a vacuum cleaner

Better move on please

Or you can chew on these

I always hated facial hair, and then it grew on me

Took my bike off road until the bike's rode off

You think you harder than a Mac, but you Microsoft

Kid I got dad jokes

Don't give a fuck, my raps are all dad jokes

Thinking of another rhyme

Don't give a fuck, my raps are all dad jokes

Don't be mad

Hate to cut you off but I gotta go

Fresher than fresh, like a dad joke

And you know and I know

My raps are all dad jokes

How we doing, Luke Boyd nice to meet ya

Whole flow, so dope why critique us

Got 'em tripping, oh boy, tie your sneakers

'Cause we don't, we don't, we don't run the same race